This is WLHA’s self-appointed editorial director Grumpy Old Dan Smith and here’s what makes me grumpy. Celebrities. There are celebrities that deserve our attention for the extraordinary things they do. And there are celebrities who just decide to be celebrities—kind of like modern presidential candidates. Get a look, a web site and an attitude and boom: you’re an instant celebrity. You may at some point get asked to do something we can actually celebrate—like catch a ball, run for president or appear in an adult film but don’t worry—we’ve had celebrities that can do all three—some at the same time. You will at some point need fans and followers but again don’t worry there’s an app for that. So become a celebrity—I’m sure someone somewhere will eventually figure out why. I’m Grumpy Old Dan Smith.