Without mentioning their names, you know who these people are. They are the folks who keep popping up in our culture and continue to annoy most of us. The politician who is desperately trying to stay in power by blaming space aliens for setting forest fires. The rap star turned antisemite film critic. Those women with large breasts who spend their time showing off their large breasts—not that there’s anything wrong with that. My question for these folks is why. How much money and attention do you need? Relax. Sit by the pool. Take a class. Wouldn’t it be easier just to count your money, make a tee time and stop annoying the rest of us? Besides, that’s my job. I’m Grumpy Old Dan Smith.